Drowning in the sea…

According to Time magazine:

Republican U.S. Senate candidate Rand Paul said Monday that Washington lawmakers are showing no consideration for future generations with deficit spending that is passing an "enormous burden of debt" on to America's children and grandchildren.

The article continues:

"I acknowledge that the system is broken, and if we just keep borrowing, we could destroy the entire system," Paul said. "Then, there would be no Social Security, no Medicare and no government because we will be drowning in the sea of debt or destroy the currency in the process."

Politicians have long been invoking a tremendous concern for future generations while railing against deficit spending.  But, the phrase “drowning in the sea” got me thinking: 

I wonder if Dr. Paul’s concern for future generations extends to topics like climate change.  Does he realize, for example, that if the polar ice caps continue to melt at their current pace, future generations of American coastal and lowland residents – from New York, Washington D.C., Miami, New Orleans, Houston, Chicago, Seattle, Portland, San Francisco, Los Angeles and San Diego – will literally be “drowning in the sea?”

So, I went to www.RandPaul2010.com to see what his position is on the topic.  Neither I, nor Google could find any references to climate change or global warming.

The closest I could get was Dr. Paul’s discussion of clean, cheap energy under the heading Energy Innovation.  As it turns out, the reason we don’t have clean, cheap energy is that the government has been subsidizing wind and solar energy.  Apparently, the federal subsidies for wind and solar are preventing the free market from finding and surfacing cleaner, less expensive forms of energy than oil and coal. 

Who knew?

Setting aside for a moment the notion that any new energy source can compete with the infrastructure and economies of scale present in our current fossil-fuel based economy, let’s take the doctor at his word.

If we assume that solar and wind are too cheap because the government is artificially suppressing their prices, then perhaps we should also consider that coal and oil are too cheap because much of their true cost is externalized by the free market.  For example:

  • How much more expensive would coal and oil be if we forced companies like Massey Energy and British Petroleum to mine their products safely, and clean up after themselves?
  • And, how much more expensive would carbon based fuels be if we could put a fair price on the costs associated with mitigating the environmental impacts of burning these products and include it at the pump?

I am all for creative solutions to finding cleaner, less expensive energy.  And, maybe the market can find an answer without subsidies.  (Bullshit!)  But, frankly, given his concern about the financial well being of future generations of Americans, I’m a bit confused by Dr. Paul’s apparent lack of concern for their health and well being.  The man is a doctor, isn’t he?

Oh, but, he is running in Kentucky, a once mountainous state.  Perhaps he doesn’t see the connection between how mountain top mining and rising sea levels might affect his state.  Or, maybe he thinks he’s got a better chance of making a long lasting impact if all those cities I mentioned end up under water.  They're mostly blue already, you know.

UPDATE:  Oh, and it wouldn't hurt Dr. Paul to start talking about doing away with the federal subsidies for dirty energy.

Posted by Alan Ridlehoover on June 08, 2010 No Comments

When You Find a Manatee in Your Bathtub…

Dad & Lynn gave the kids a fantastic DVD for their birthday.  It’s video of marine life doing what marine life does to the music of Brent Holmes.  The music is so catchy that it’s got Jill and I singing right along.  And, now, I can’t get one of the songs out of my head.  But, I only know some of the lyrics, so it’s rather annoying.  In an attempt to get the lyrics out of my head, or to at least teach me the rest of the song, here are the lyrics:

When You Find a Manatee in Your Bathtub
by Brent Holmes

When you find a manatee in your bathtub, playing with your toys,
making lots of noise and causing trouble;

And, he’s washing his big flippers; and using all your soap;
and filling up your tub with giant bubbles;

Say, please, Mr. Manatee, don’t tickle me, ‘cause I’m as ticklish as a kid can be. 
I won’t tickle you, if you don’t tickle.  And, we can play together.

Please, Mr. Manatee, while you're in my tub, we should sing a song that goes rub-a-dub-dub.  Rub-a-dub-dub, a manatee is in my tub.  And, life couldn’t be much better.

When you find a sea lion in your bathtub, playing with your toys,
making lots of noise and causing trouble;

And, he’s washing his big flippers; and using all your soap;
and filling up your tub with giant bubbles;

Say, please, Mr. Sea Lion, don’t tickle me, ‘cause I’m as ticklish as a kid can be. 
I won’t tickle you, if you don’t tickle.  And, we can play together.

Please, Mr. Sea Lion, while you're in my tub, we should sing a song that goes rub-a-dub-dub.  Rub-a-dub-dub, a sea lion is in my tub.  And, life couldn’t be much better.

When you find a walrus in your bathtub, playing with your toys,
making lots of noise and causing trouble;

And, he’s washing his big flippers; and using all your soap;
and filling up your tub with giant bubbles;

Say, please, Mr. Walrus, don’t tickle me, ‘cause I’m as ticklish as a kid can be. 
I won’t tickle you, if you don’t tickle.  And, we can play together.

Please, Mr. Walrus, while you're in my tub, we should sing a song that goes rub-a-dub-dub.  Rub-a-dub-dub, a walrus is in my tub.  And, life couldn’t be much better.

There, now.  I feel so much better. 

If you’re interested, the album is called “Sea Tunes for Kids.” You can find both the DVD and the CD at Amazon.com.  I’ve also seen the CD at iTunes.

EDIT:  Fixed a couple of references to manatees that I missed when I copied and pasted the lyrics for the second and third verses.  Thank goodness I subscribe to my own feed!

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Posted by Alan Ridlehoover on May 24, 2010 No Comments

The songs I sing to Hunter and Grace

It's my job to put the kids down at night.  Generally, I sit in the big, cozy rocking chair with Grace on my left leg and Hunter on my right.  I read a few books, then I turn out the light and sing songs.

Unfortunately, my repertoire is rather thin:

  • Twinkle, Twinkle
  • A, B, C (same tune as Twinkle, Twinkle)
  • Bah, Bah, Black Sheep (same tune as Twinkle, Twinkle)
  • Rock-a-bye, Baby
  • Hush, Little Baby
  • Hey, Diddle Diddle
  • Are You Sleeping (modified for night time)

And, sometimes I'll sing these songs:

  • The Itsy Bitsy Spider
  • There Was An Old Lady Who Swallowed A Fly
  • Row, Row, Row Your Boat (including alligators!)

Rather than learning new tunes, Jill and I have both made up some new songs based on tunes we already know, especially the eternally flexible Twinkle, Twinkle.  Here's one Jill wrote:

Little Babies, Go To Sleep
Sung to the tune of Twinkle, Twinkle

Little babies, go to sleep.
Close your eyes and slumber deep.
In the morning, you will wake;
Then fond memories we will make.
Little babies, go to sleep.
Close your eyes and slumber deep.

And, here's one I made up:

I Love You
Sung to the tune of Twinkle, Twinkle

Hunter O'Neil, I love you.
Sarah Gracie, I love you, too.
Mommy loves you, yes she does.
Daddy loves you, just as much.
Hunter O'Neil, I love you.
Sarah Grace, I love you, too.

That one is probably my favorite song to sing the kids. I usually sing it last, really softly, just before putting the kids in their cribs. The kids seem to like it, too. They both know the song, and often sing it with me. Grace even made up her own version, it goes like this:

I Love You
Sung to the beat of Gracie's own drum

Haha, I laa loo.
Mama, I laa loo.
Dada, I laa loo.
Mama, Dada, Haha, Gigi, I laa loo.

But, that's apparently not the only thing the song has taught the kids.  Tonight, when I asked each of them to tell me their name, they both gave me versions of their full names:  Hunter said, "Haha O'Neil;" and Gracie said, "Sarah Gracie."

I'm so proud!

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Posted by Alan Ridlehoover on May 16, 2010 No Comments

Corresponding with the President

 You should really read this article about a single letter sent to the President and his reply.  It's that good.

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Posted by Alan Ridlehoover on March 31, 2010 No Comments

Listen to the Presidents, Barack!

They know of that which they speak... 

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Posted by Alan Ridlehoover on March 03, 2010 No Comments

Overheard on SMS

Jill > YOUR children won’t nap! Driving me crazy!
Alan > I’m sorry – want me to take them back?
Jill > LOL! Yes, please!
Alan > Ok – find the receipt and I’ll return them tonight.
Jill > I don’t think they’ll fit in the package they came in!

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Posted by Alan Ridlehoover on December 01, 2009 No Comments

Gaygee and Haha

It's been a while since I posted an update on the kids.  Here's something fun that's been going on lately:

Hunter began referring to Gracie as "Gay-gee" months ago.  It's still cute, today, especially when he is looking out for her interests.  Tonight for example, when I gave him a cup of milk, he wouldn't take a sip until "Gay-gee" got her cup, too.  Once she had her cup, all was well.  But, up until Mom handed it to her, Hunter pointed at it with a look of concern and repeated "Gaygee!  Gaygee!"

It's taken Grace a long time to come up with a name for Hunter.  I guess the H sound is more difficult that the G sound.  But, the other day, while Hunter was finishing a nap, Grace blurted out, "Mama, Dada, Gaygee, Haha," then beamed as if she'd just won the Nobel Prize for "Best Spoken Toddler."  It was hilariously cute!

So, Gracie is officially Gaygee.  Both she and Hunter are referring to her that way.  And, Grace is now calling Hunter, "Haha."  (Though, Hunter has yet to refer to himself that way.)

In the days since Grace's revelation, she's repeated the quartet of names several times.  One of these days, I'll have a video or audio recorder handy and capture it.  It's absolutely priceless.

Should have more pictures up soon.  Been organizing our collection lately.  Lots of stuff that hasn't been posted!

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Posted by Alan Ridlehoover on November 17, 2009 No Comments

CodeGardner.com is Live

I've re-animated my CodeGardener.com domain for professional posts.  Swing by sometime to see what's keeping me busy between 9 and 5.

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Posted by Alan Ridlehoover on November 09, 2009 No Comments

Happy Halloween

Try JibJab Sendables® eCards today!

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Posted by Alan Ridlehoover on October 30, 2009 No Comments

Seattle 103, Tuscon 101

Seattle played a road game today and beat Tuscon with an all-time best temperature of 103 degrees Fahrenheit (39 C).  Regional temperatures soared, with official readings topping out around 108 in Bellevue, and unofficial reports as high as 120 degrees!  Now, if only the Mariners and Seahawks could beat the Diamondbacks and Cardinals!

The extraordinary news of the "win" made both local and national news.  Here's a round-up of some of the coverage:

Local Coverage

National Coverage

Oh, and, apparently, the entire state is on fire!

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Posted by Alan Ridlehoover on July 30, 2009 No Comments

 

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